By SheelaR

Apparently, Miley Cyrus is the talk of the town, state, country and world. Hannah Montana has left the building, folks. Oh Miley! I was such a fan, until that VMA performance. That outfit. When they came to you with it, you should have objected vehemently. It was so unflattering. Memes of you are everywhere; comparing your rear end to every thing from a chicken to an apple. I feel for you. It can’t be easy seeing such unflattering images of yourself all over the Internet.

Gosh darn it, Miley! What were you thinking?! Who am I kidding? I’m still a fan. I simply want you to be more cognizant of your body type, and dress appropriately for it.Twerking in the Unicorn onesie was cute, not so much at the VMAs with those particular shorts on. Stay in you lane, my luv. Stick to punk rock or pop. I hate to say this… You are not about that life. Our parents tell us that we can grow up to be anything our heart desires. Yeah, well no. Not a good fit for you.